January 2012
220 posts
Steps for instant laughter: →
queernonymoose:
fuckyeahnipplesonfire:
madcapmonster:
bastardfromabasket:
Click link
Mute video on left
Laugh forever
I NEARLY PEED MYSELF
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I pissed my shit y’all.
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messydeci liked your photo
<3
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snuffboxisdead:
safelovedandgood replied to your post: Hell yes I rewrote my original response because…
Had they put even a whole sentence of that into google they’d have come up with a link to your blog and/or to a tumblr that reblogged it from you. So that, “I can’t find the credit” bull shit is, well, bull shit.
but it’s okay because death threats and now they want to leave tumblr
you...
About the "I try to be polite" post
snuffboxisdead:
modificationinspiration:
I’m so sorry that anyone was under the impression that I was claiming credit for that little list, I found it on facebook, I couldn’t find the original credit so I just posted it here hoping that someone would eventually just TELL me so that I could fix it. Instead, now I have an inbox full of people calling me a fucking thief, telling me I need to...
“fuckin google, how does that work?”
– credit unknown (via snuffboxisdead)
lampsarepeople2:
being born white is like starting a video game at lvl 20
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Did I ever tell you all about the most tragic...
erinkyan:
bearfromipanema:
erinkyan:
This one time I was reading a bear lifestyle magazine
and inside
it had
weight loss tips
I would believe this.
if I can’t rely on other bears to be cool with my weight
then I am officially quitting the world
(I was going to say I’m quitting the gay world but honestly it’s not like the gay world wants me anyway)
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snuffboxisdead:
wow someone just mentioned tumblr being used as a tool for social climbing
like now that I think about it, I can totally see that I guess, but I don’t even know who the fuck you people even are or how I could like, get in with the in crowd or something
I kind of just think of us as a bunch of fucking weirdos pretend-hanging out (or reading essays at each-others faces, or...
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tyrotheterrible:
anshinwrites:
idginator:
anderjak:
Something -worse- than ACTA? Yes, it is: TTP.
adriofthedead:
illegaluseofbuckets:
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niklauz:
stormofthunder:
“From what I can tell it’s even LESS known than ACTA. I haven’t even been able to find any YouTube videos on it. Here are two lovely quotes I think you will find interesting: “A leaked...
Quinn Valentine;: Quinn Valentine's response to... →
catamite:
feral-femme:
peterpansexual:
quinnvalentinexxx:
Dearest friends, colleagues, fans, and the rest;
I’m sure many of you have been shocked and perhaps outraged by Amber Hazard’s recent accusations of my ostensive transmysogyny and transphobia. This is my response.
Introduction
When these accusations arose my immediate rage-initiated…
there is still absolutely NO excuse for...
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2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
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Apple Produces iPhone at the Cost of Worker... →
midwestgenderqueer:
for all you technology junkies out there.
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I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles
this is an amazing quote
(via livelaughawesome)
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The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme
lady-blackwell:
Brought to you by LB and Amarantines in a collaboration so fantastic the world exploded.
Send me a character name and some numbers, and I will tell you:
1. What does their bedroom look like? 2. Do they have any daily rituals? 3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often? 4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy? 5. ...
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“WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Ensure that every child in America has...”
– The librarians need 11,000 more signatures on this petition…
wh.gov/Wgd
(via neil-gaiman)
I try to be polite when people ask nicely about...
snuffboxisdead:
None of them ever hurt at all ever, except for the ear holes which hurt all the time, even now, which is why I am in a bad mood. The pain never ends
None of the tattoos have any meaning whatsoever.
All of the places I got my “sick tats” have burned down and all of the people who have “inked” me are dead.
I won 9.4 million dollars on various Japanese reality shows, so I don’t...
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dicktier:
‘we should be friends’ i whisper as i scroll through my dash and touch everyone’s icons
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Here's what I want you to do, America. →
anshinwrites:
Go to that website—it’ll let you look up the representative for your Congressional District (if you click to look up your +4 zip code, it’ll take you to the USPS website, so do that first). After you’ve put in your information, it should give you the page for your district’s representative.
If your representative has a decent webpage, you should be able to find contact...
Top 15 cities - with the WORST herpes rates.
his-majesty-davisj:
xavieralexay:
According to the CDC, the top 5 cities have as high as a 40% infection rate for sexually active young people.
15. Norfolk 14. Birmingham 13. Detroit 12. Memphis 11. Nashville 10. Oklahoma City 9. Richmond 8. Baltimore 7. New Orleans 6. St. Louis 5. Newark 4. Milwaukee 3. Chicago 2. Washington, D.C. 1. Atlanta
…..
What the hell is going on in the south?
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So, I'm sending this over here for my dear friend... →
hairbowsandbullets:
Ripped straight from her Facebook, with permission:
PLEASE HELP ME. So as many of you may remember, I am dealing with that beast potassium again. Here is a little more information on what that actually means: My potassium reading came back as a 6.1 on my last blood test, which is dangerously high, and puts me at risk for hospitalization or death. (Fun fact: potassium...
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i am sorry. my fandom love is on hold for tonight....
ask6amzee:
infinitymax:
rukawagf:
If everyone donates $5 to chibi.coco@gmail.com or $10…. she can have a surgery and live.
The goal is $30,000.
This is an EMERGENCY and she’ll need the money ASAP (like possibly even THIS WEEKEND ASAP)
I apologize for the spam but to me it’s important.
More information on why she needs the money is here.
If you can’t donate, please help signal boost...
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Unfollow the World
Being able to walk away is a privilege.
If someone says “Cis people are terrible FOREVER” and a cis person is like “fuck this” they can do that, you know? They can get away from tumblr, or where ever the message is, and immediately be inundated with the exact opposite message. They can return to a world where they reign as the majority, as what is held up as right and...
“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s...”
– Malcolm X (via warriorsrise)