rock the house like a homespun tornado

pussytooth:

freesamuel:

(via synthezoid)

“And now I suspect I am a machine created to bring anxiety into the world.”

Serious concerns. I swear.

I <3 this comic

nova-bright:

effyeahdeadpool:

Nyanpool

He’s my favourite

(Source: triggeringmywit, via erinkyan)

scar-lip:

[image: a one-panel comic of two stick figures talking to each other. They have the following conversation:
Stick Figure 1: “My mom’s house burned down.”
Stick Figure 2: “Oh! I’m sorry!”
Stick Figure 1: “Why? It’s not your fault.”
Stick figure 2: “It’s nice of you to say that, but I know what I did.”

Beneath the panel is a caption that reads “It annoys me when people interpret an obviously sympathetic “I’m sorry” as an apology, so I’ve started responding by making it one.” /end image description.]

happypyrodance:

I need to start doing this.

Tell me about it.